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what changes your mood?

try this.

honestly answer Yes or No to each question.

and be sure to print this out first (to actually physically mark your answers) before reading any of the questions.

ok. ready?

does music change your mood?

does sex change your mood?

does food change your mood?

does hunger change your mood?

does water change your mood?

does money change your mood?

does criticism change your mood?

does praise change your mood?

do cute puppies or bunny rabbits change your mood?

do your friends change your mood?

do your lovers change your mood?

do your family members change your mood?

does meeting new people change your mood?

does exercise change your mood?

does being creative change your mood?

does building something change your mood?

does watching TV change your mood?

does learning the latest news change your mood?

does getting drunk change your mood?

does getting high change your mood?

does pooping change your mood?

does comedy change your mood?

does going to a movie change your mood?

does fear change your mood?

does the weather change your mood?

do smells change your mood?

do colors change your mood?

does working hard change your mood?

do pesky sales people change your mood?

does sleep change your mood?

does getting room service change your mood?

does swimming change your mood?

does clutter change your mood?

does driving in a car change your mood?

does giving presents change your mood?

does drawing change your mood?

does surfing the internet change your mood?

does doing absolutely nothing change your mood?

does playing video games change your mood?

does time passing change your mood?

does accomplishment change your mood?

does going on vacation change your mood?

does having responsibilities change your mood?

does getting a speeding ticket change your mood?

does crying change your mood?

does getting a haircut change your mood?

does failing a test change your mood?

does summer school change your mood?

does going bald change your mood?

does gambling change your mood?

does shopping change your mood?

does gardening change your mood?

does going to church change your mood?

do large sporting events change your mood?

does taking a walk change your mood?

does boating or fishing change your mood?

does meditating change your mood?

does feeling sick change your mood?

does dancing change your mood?

do politicians change your mood?

does injustice change your mood?

do boring teachers change your mood?

do the stars in the sky change your mood?

does bicycling change your mood?

does getting a flat tire change your mood?

does being in pain change your mood?

does reading a book change your mood?

does being coerced change your mood?

does waking up early change your mood?

does your body weight change your mood?

do offshore windmill farms change your mood?

does Exact Change Only change your mood?

does waiting in a long line change your mood?

does arguing change your mood?

does thinking change your mood?

does God change your mood?

do profound quotes/questions change your mood?

do the mood-altering chemicals in your brain change your mood?

do freedom fries change your mood?

does the vastness of nature change your mood?

do the intricacies of nature change your mood?

does learning new things change your mood?

does taking a bath change your mood?


do words change your mood?


ok. now look at your answers.


what are you, a fricken' tennis ball?

whoa. you're one moody f/*\k, aren't ya?


does anything NOT change your mood? yikes.


would you prefer that you weren't so moody?


would you like to maintain your best possible
mood without all of the external forces?

do you know of anyone who has done so?

are you sure they're not faking it?


does doubt change your mood?


do long essays with nothing but questions about moods change your mood?


does honestly answering each and every question change your mood?


can you now see any more clearly how to change your mood?


well, if not, try this.

1] note the things that change your mood.

2] note the ways that these things change your mood.

3] decide if you'd like your mood changed in some way.

4] the rest is obvious, isn't it?


anyway, how does someone arrogant enough to ask such obvious questions alter your mood?


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