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Sunday, January 11, 2004

Punchlines Are Extra 

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yes... punchlines ARE extra.

i mean, at the very least, even this
blog's free punchlines require readers.

you, as the reader, provide that "extra."

get it?

well don't worry...

if you DON'T get it, i'm perfectly willing to explain.

for a small fee.

figure about $29.95 per year.

anyway, subscription details coming soon.
(sometime in February)

so put aside a few bucks in anticipation.

skip lunch, or something.

or have one less cup of coffee a day.

you know the drill.

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i mean, $29.95 is only 8.1998631... cents per day.

yikes, not even a cup of coffee.

more like a couple sips.

surely all of this (profound and
amusing) $Zeroisms blogging
is worth ten cents a day to
you, no?

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no?

oh well, i tried.

anyway, if you seriously don't think
it's worth ten cents a day to you,
please stop reading it.

we'll go on the honor system, k?

heh.

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see?

tell me that wasn't worth at least $2.00 right there.

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but seriously, there's way more punchlines for the paid subscribers.

if nothing else, they get to complain about the blogs.

up to 100 complaints per year.

tell me that's not a great deal.

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oops, sorry, only paid subscribers can.

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NOTE: all complaints become the sole property of this blog.


-$Zero... ThankYouForReading...
ThisFreeBlog... (PunchlinesAreExtra)...


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